Fwd: Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit

CRAZY SHIT!!!  SOMEONE IN NIGERIA OR WHEREVER IS VERY BORED!!! 

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From: "Agent John Edward" <meeeeeeen7@w2l0y5kaa.homepage.t-online.de>
Date: August 9, 2011 2:34:15 AM PDT
Subject: Re:Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit
Reply-To: <johnedward60@live.com>

Federal Bureau Of  Investigation

Intelligence Field Unit

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.

 

 

Urgent attention: beneficiary

 

I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit, we have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport in new York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters.

 

We scanned the said boxes, and found out it contains a total sum of $4.1 Million and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due to you from the Federal Government of Nigeria from unpaid contract sums / Inheritance..

 

We checked all legal document in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes  lack one very important document which as a result, the boxes has been confiscated.

 

According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution in tax payment, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of the IRS and homeland security, and there for, you must contact us for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion.

 

You are required to this memo within the next 72hours, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money laundry.

 

Also, you must not contact any other bank or persons in Nigeria, the United Kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because your payment have been confiscated by this bureau here in the united states..

 

 

Yours in service

 

Agent John Edward

Regional Director

Federal Bureau Of Investigation

Intelligence Field Unit

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C.

20535-0001, USA